众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，how do you do.
　　　　云中谁寄锦书来？super high ,suck guy!
　　　　人生得意须尽欢，be a man,use your hand.
　　　　身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me!
　　　　天生我材必有用，I can play football.
　　　　春城無處不飛花，let's go to the cinema.
　　　　问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl (这句好美啊...)
　　　　问君能有几多愁，easy come easy go.
　　　　春眠不觉晓，yo yo check it out.
　　　　问世间情为何物，what the fuck can I do.
　　　　曾经沧海难为水，what the fuck did you say.
　　　　无可奈何花落去，I miss you missing me.
　　　　此情可待成追忆，let it be!
　　　　争渡，争渡，惊起一滩鸥鹭，who and who?
　　　　林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone?
　　　　感时花溅泪,Changes is never too late~
　　　　满园春色关不住, Friday is coming soon~
　　　　床前明月光，there's something wrong~
　　　　两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go.
　　　　空山新雨后 fire in the hole.
　　　　两情若是长久时，you jump, I jump.
　　　　江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naieve。一代天骄，成吉思汗，can't play football。俱往矣，数风流, die all。
　　　　但使龙城飞将在 come on baby don't be shy.
　　　　衣带渐宽终不悔 Would you wanna be a GAY!
　　　　昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu.
　　　　两岸猿声啼不住 monkey go to sexing zoo.
　　　　停车坐爱枫林晚 drive you home for one night.
　　　　山穷水复疑无路，how can i find a girl like you.
　　　　路见不平一声吼，kick your ass let's go.
　　　　十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young.

《蝶恋花》 by 柳永
伫倚危楼风细细，望极春愁，黯黯生天际。
草色烟光残照里，无言谁会凭阑意?
拟把疏狂图一醉，对酒当歌，强乐还无味。
衣带渐宽终不悔，为伊消得人憔悴。